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Elliotte. 20. Part time princess. Gender awesome. Boston. Pretending to be a college student. And a singer. And a musician Actually being Pierced and tattooed currently employed and learning so much about life

AFP <3 Neil Gaiman <3

I can&#8217;t even handle all the awesome

I can’t even handle all the awesome


aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches


How to get a boyfriend


How to get a boyfriend




a bicycle can’t stand on its own bc its two tired

Are you fucking serious

no he died in the 5th book


not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties